Hahaha!
Totally funny! >:D
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Too sweet not to reblog. :')
Girl: Babe I dont think I can sleep.
Boy: Why baby?
Girl: I don't know. I need your boring voice to put me to sleep. Wanna tell me a story? Hehehe.
Boy: Hahah, you're lucky that you're cute. How about I read you Dear John.
Girl: Sounds perfect.
- Boy reads Dear John-
- 15 minutes later-
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Babe?
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Hahaha, you always knock out within 15 minutes. Your snores are cute. Babe, I really love you. I really do. Sometimes I might show that I dont give a fuck. But I do. I never want to lose you. I know it's cheesy, but this is how I feel. This is REAL. I know I'm not the best thing out there, but I'm trying to be one of your best ever. Thank you babe, thank you for choosing a messed up guy like me to be your boyfriend. Thank you for being mine. I honestly can't see myself with anyone else but you babe. I know I say I love you too many times, but each time I say it, my feeling grows more & more for you. Thanks for listening babe. I'll still be on the phone if you need anything. Goodnight babe & sweet dreams. I won't let the bed bugs bite you.
Kanina sa Mcdo habang nakapila ako..
..nasa harap ko magandang teenager.
CREW: may I take your order ma’am?
..ang tagal niya nakatingala sa menu board. Then after that nagtanong siya sa crew..
GIRL: umm. Magkano yang 39ers niyo?
AND I WAS LIKE:
UNANG-UNA KAYA NGA 39ers EHH.
PANGALAWA HELLO?! SA JOLLIBEE PO YUN.
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Because of you, in gardens of blossoming
Flowers I ache from the perfumes of spring.
I have forgotten your face, I no longer
Remember your hands; how did your lips
Feel on mine?
Because of you, I love the white statues
Drowsing in the parks, the white statues that
Have neither voice nor…
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Who Ever Made This.
YOU’RE A GENIUSFOREVER REBLOG.
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